Friday, January 30, 2009

Mythical Creatures Don't Stand A Chance

If you search the internet for unicorns, you'll find way way way too many websites dedicated to them. Get a life people. Unicorns should not occupy that much of your life, especially if you're over the age of 9. To graduate from Sea Isle Public School, you have to kill a unicorn. I don't make the rules, I just tell you how it is growing up here. You have to really hate unicorns if you want to survive.                 (Guest Designer: V. Grasso)


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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    where is our school mascot who kills babies? THE SIC SUNDEVIL

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  2. SIC TeesJanuary 31, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    We all miss him!!
    He's now a Baptist preacher in South Carolina. Don't worry though, he has 40,000 members of his church and they won't figure out he's a baby killing devil for at least another couple years.

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