Mythical Creatures Don't Stand A Chance

If you search the internet for unicorns, you'll find way way way too many websites dedicated to them. Get a life people. Unicorns should not occupy that much of your life, especially if you're over the age of 9. To graduate from Sea Isle Public School, you have to kill a unicorn. I don't make the rules, I just tell you how it is growing up here. You have to really hate unicorns if you want to survive.                 (Guest Designer: V. Grasso)

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Einstein Never Vacationed Here

I'm not saying Sea Isle is full of idiots, but have you ever walked by the lines to get into the bars on a weekend night in the summer and wondered what the collective IQ was? I have and I bet you it's lower than the number of cigarettes being smoked. 

I always Skateboarded

Here's a little fun thing to watch while you're waiting on the next totally awesome T-shirt design to appear. Be patient because the next design will blow your weak little mind!

Ps. This in no way condones homophobia. Have a sense of humor, jerk.

The Bay Monster!

Have you ever touched the bottom of the bay with your feet? Gross! I heard that 19% of the people who swim in the bay, never come out. That's just what I heard, so let everyone know how dangerous it is with this stylish T-shirt.

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The Store

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Gettin Some

I'm not saying you aren't going to get lucky, but let's face it, you're not in Hawaii.

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Getting here

It's way cooler to jump out of a plane to get here. Think of all the free drinks people would buy you if you showed up at The Carousel or La Costa's Deck bar by parachute!  But if you don't have air transport and you're not sure about directions, just use google maps and remember to CARPOOL. Parking is a bitch in the summer.

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